{"id":460,"date":"2015-03-13T12:06:57","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T19:06:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sarahdimento.com\/~sarah\/?p=460"},"modified":"2016-06-03T14:15:25","modified_gmt":"2016-06-03T20:45:25","slug":"word-arent-precious-when-theyre-pretentious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sarahdimento.com\/~sarah\/word-arent-precious-when-theyre-pretentious\/","title":{"rendered":"Word Aren\u2019t Precious When They\u2019re Pretentious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever come across a word and think, \u201cWhy would anyone use that?\u201d Ok, most people probably don\u2019t care, but I sometimes find a word so ungainly, so inappropriate to its meaning, or so ill-used that it makes me wonder if the people who came up with it ever hear themselves talk. I\u2019m talking about the musical quality words have, something every poet pays attention to and almost everyone else ignores.<\/p>\n<p>Yet it\u2019s something even the oblivious respond to. Some words, some phrases, are better remembered than others. This is why poetry was the most effective way to pass on knowledge before the written word. Besides rhythm, poetry has flow \u2013 created by putting words in the best order for ease of speaking or emphasis. It\u2019s why one of the most useful editing techniques is to read your work out loud.<\/p>\n<p>But this article isn\u2019t about sentence flow, it\u2019s about the visceral chewiness of words. Some words jive with what they mean and others kind of suck. Take the word <a title=\"The Free Dictionary\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/coruscate\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">coruscate<\/a> for example:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1. To give forth flashes of light; sparkle and glitter: diamonds coruscating in the candlelight.<br \/>\n2. To exhibit sparkling virtuosity: a flutist whose music coruscated throughout the concert hall.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>First off, the second definition is so twee it makes me gag. I mean, who ever thinks of a beautiful melody as \u201ccoruscating?\u201d Coruscate sounds more like a rude interruption at a concert: coughing, walking heavy-heeled, tripping over the drum-set. The word lacks a sense of grace. I\u2019d say it\u2019s even an iffy synonym for sparkling, but it\u2019s possible someone can use it in a sentence that doesn\u2019t make me cringe.<\/p>\n<p>Many words, specifically ones that came from the 18th century efforts to latinize English, have that effect. Instead of flowing off the tongue, they dribble like port from an Edwardian gentleman\u2019s mouth as he drones himself to sleep in an overstuffed wingback chair. They\u2019re words tin-eared Polidori\u2019s use in an effort to sound intellectual, and they\u2019ve fallen into obscurity for a reason \u2013 they\u2019re unrelatable.<\/p>\n<p>Early academics mistook words as platonic manifestations of the pure mind. They failed to realize how words have a physiological component. Even if they don\u2019t describe physical reality, they have a physical feel when you speak. The most famous linguistic experiment is one involving the nonsense words <a title=\"WIkipedia: Bouba\/Kiki Effect\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bouba\/kiki_effect\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">kiki and bouba<\/a>, asking people things like which word means round and which means pointy. Across every culture the answers have been damned near universal. Sharpness or roundness of a word is related to the shape it makes in your mouth.<\/p>\n<p>You know, like in this Monty Python sketch:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Monty Python - Woody and tinny words\" width=\"648\" height=\"486\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/M3-51DhOzHE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this neurolinguistic evidence disproves the only original idea semioticians ever had: <em>the linguistic sign is arbitrary<\/em>. Sorry, Saussure, but it turns out you\u2019re just as full of shit as Freud. This is why semiotics is a tiny footnote in linguistic textbooks and only post-modernist <del>idiots<\/del> artists still take it seriously. Saussure batted at onomatopoeia like a pi\u00f1ata, as though knocking that down made his theory irrefutable, but linguists have since discovered a deeper instinct: anthropomorphism. Yes, we even do it to words.<\/p>\n<p>Of course words can mutate, be adopted from another language, or be artificially contrived. Those artificial contrivances aren\u2019t always in aural harmony with the concepts they describe. \u201cKleenex\u201d overtook tissue in usage, even though \u201ctissue\u201d sounds like what it\u2019s used for, but that\u2019s down to the power of marketing, which isn\u2019t arbitrary at all.<\/p>\n<p>Advertisers have the power to mutate words as well, such as their idiotic use of decadent to mean delicious. It\u2019s like a reverse-euphemism, where someone needed to come up with a word for \u201cmoist chocolate fudge with nuts in it\u201d and decided to use a synonym for wallowing in shit. If you so badly need a d-word for chocolate cake what\u2019s wrong with delicious? Or if that\u2019s played out, how about delectable? Delectable has that lovely <em>t<\/em> to soften the <em>c<\/em> \u2013 the tongue kisses the top of the teeth. <em>Ect<\/em> is like lick, whereas decadent\u2019s <em>dec<\/em> is like <em>gack<\/em>. <em>Able<\/em> is like <em>nibble<\/em>, but <em>dent<\/em> is like <em>dental<\/em> \u2013 sure it conjures the image of teeth, but not in a nice way at all. Decadent is an ugly word.<\/p>\n<p>Outside idiotic coinages and memery (like that \u201c-gate\u201d suffix bullshit) I\u2019m convinced a word\u2019s harmony with its meaning is why some words fall into obscurity and others stick around. Sure there are other factors, such as a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/books\/2015\/feb\/27\/robert-macfarlane-word-hoard-rewilding-landscape\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">population becoming unfamiliar with the concept a word describes as their culture changes<\/a>. But for obscure words that have perfectly functional counterparts in common use, it can be down to a difference in mouthfeel (which can also be different across cultures).<\/p>\n<p>The problem with some words, those that can be best described as convolutions, isn\u2019t that people are too stupid to understand them. Those words draw blanks in the brain. They fail to convey their own meaning. <em>They\u2019re shitty words.<\/em> Words are more vivid when they have music to them, when they invoke the other senses and light up your brain.<\/p>\n<p>So next time you find yourself caressing a convoluted word because it carries the most specific flavor of meaning, with lots of double-meanings and nuances that no one else will ever know unless they pour over your prose like a Joycian puzzlebox, take a moment to consider how much it evokes in its syllables, punctuates the sentence, or makes it flow. 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